AWKWARD ZOMBIE

As the DM replaces the batteries in his mouse, you hear from outside the call of your friend Theron. "I want to be free, see ya guys." He gives the mules a sharp piece of tin can he found on the road and the doorman lets them through as they are armed. On the back of the mules are all your items, an...

Otherwise is right to warn you, many leaves can take you to whole new worlds, though usually you need to burn them. These are not such leaves. You know those fake rubber plants? Imagine if those were real plants. Not the plant they are based on but a plant that looks/taste fake. I assume it is chewy...

Theron stays behind to guard the mules from filthy villagers (and I guess so they don't wander off), as the rest of you head to the mansion. Passing the open gates, you enter the front yard, walking the path to the front door. The doorman asks to search you for weapons, and after verifying you do, h...

My monsters go to -10 and if left alive have a chance of coming for vengeance... if they can find you/get well soon enough, and if they really want to get you. Just a heads up. During your discussion you don't hear the sounds of dragging, needless to say the body is gone when you go back to it. You ...

Unless those were non-lethal, the guy's dead. Well, no, rules say -10 is death, but he most likely won't make it. Upon searching his corpse for loot, you find 10 gold and 2 rations, all of which was Krom's.

The Kobold continues to pilfer, taking a ration in both hands and taking one last failed look around. He heads back to the trees, slowly and silently. You don't notice other kobolds, and while I won't bring this up at future spot checks, failing to see any, via absence or eyesight, doesn't mean they...

Ah, just saw that edit to your post Otherwise. No I don't expect you to never sleep for the whole adventure but if you do , that's when I strike. And I'm only counting clothing penalties if you have no armor or the clothing manages to be heavier, because I'm pretty much just factoring in the clothes...

I guess the first question is, how did you get 4 str? The only way I see it is old age bringing you down to 4 after applying a minus 6 penalty due to age, which means you str would start at 10, your dex and con 16, your int 15, wis 12, and cha 11, which would come out to 37 point buy. Altertnatively...

With 3 people voting Houtin, that seems like reason enough to believe that's where you'll be going. With it already being late, and your pack train asleep, you wait until dawn to start. As you wake up, you loot the rest of your friend and traveling companion's house for breakfast and take some lunch...

I made an edit to my previous post so if anything I said applies to you do it. But we have five character sheets submitted, so it's time to start in some way. Whoever comes sixth will have to catch up. The fifth member of your team enters, and so too does Kijun. "Your sixth is not here, but I believ...

Well, I'm bored, so I guess I'll start off some of the preliminary info on the game. As in, why are you all meeting together to do shit. You guys have been set to meet the Great Kijun, well renowned mage. You all know him from his many visits during your youth, and have been inspired by his tales of...

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I'm waiting for our 5th before putting links in OP. And don't thank me for reminding you that you're smashier than you thought, I'm going to throw deathtraps at you guys~ I mean for god's sake how many DMs enforce encumberance? Or food requirements? And I just want to remind you guys that mules are ...

The only classes submitted yet are two barbarians, a paladin and a bard. No rogues yet.

Well that would mean your attacks are... 5/5 and 3/3/3. Alright. But I noticed another mistake in my post so I can still fix that.