AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You get a dollar and a quarter.

I don't put anything in and instead smash the glass and rob the thing.

Put the stutters in yourself wherever you see fit. "Hey, don't just ignore me. Answer me! You... You... DOUBLE-" but he's cut off as you enter the kitchen. You see a small oven as you enter, along with the counter, and an unused sink/sponge/soap bottle. Over on the right side are a bunch of barrels,...

You open the left door. This room appears to be a cafeteria. Part of the quarter circle room is cut off, most likely the kitchen/storeroom. The patrons are seven neckbeards, 6 of which are playing D&D. The one who isn't is startled by you being here and shoutstutters "Wwhat do you want?" The D&D gro...

The fire has no logs, only pine cones. You scoop some up with the pot, and place them on the chair, which you then abscond with. Your items were left at the inn so I presume you go there with these, to add to the hoard.

Do you escape upstairs, downstairs, or out the door?

You know those small little windows that some basements have up near the very top of them? That was the window that broke on you. I forgot you have evasion, OW, so rolling now. >1 It still hits you. I swear I'm not making all these low rolls up. You also found the plant research journal when searchi...

Actually, since Krom has looted more than the rest of you (the potted plant > a plant journal and some tiny figs) AND he broke some windows, he's actually doing better than you guys at this point, both in the fiscal sense and in the smashing sense. I guess OW beat the kobold so he's tied for first p...

Krom, with the door still open (it never closed), you easily sing to the guard an orcish ballad. Unfortunately you rolled a 1 on singing and break the upper window. He is startled by the sudden shattering and kind of just put your singing out of mind, so he doesn't even realize that's what broke it....

I like the new voice, it sounds more like her voice back when she said "muffins".

You pick the figs successfully, because I don't know if they have thorns or anything like that. You put them in whatever you carry figs in.

I'll take that to mean a search/spot check for you. Your search check finds the figs growing on the bonsai tree, yet unpicked, and a notebook labeled "Plant Journal". It lists the names/conditions of all the plants/fungi in this room, even the mold on the wall. "Plant torture tests proceeding smooth...

As the guard had gone back to watching the fire, he doesn't actually notice you go in with Quepp.
Quepp and OW, you make it to the same floor as Scoot, and reunite.

"It's your own daisies fault for falling for it! But whatever, just don't go out in public again, we don't need more publicity." He opens the door, and you can make your way in. Cade, you are already downstairs on the next floor. This room is slightly bigger, actually roomy. This seems to be the bot...

You bang on the door in as neckbearded a way you can. The guard comes up to the door and says "whattya want".

I remember the last time a forumite told the tale of their descent into mlpness.
I think there was blood everywhere at some point.
Then things went back to normal.