AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Quepp: The wizard looks over at you, but then just goes back to looting some shelves. OW: Your sense motive tells you that it was a little urgent, and he even said the others aren't going to last very long, it's safe to say you should grab the loot and get going. Paper is weightless and I am followi...

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WHEN WHERE MORE INFO

"I don't know, didn't even know that someone put out a listing for help. But anyway, if it was Joey or Keith they're dead now so they can't pay you, and if it was another they're not gonna last long either." He picks up some things and gets up to leave. "I wouldn't stick around. And I guess you can ...

"Maybe magic, maybe whips, maybe the power of friendship. Anyway, I wasn't the one who sent out the request, and I planned on killing the others today, so just take what you need for your curiosities and don't tell the fuzz."

In that case Quepp, I suppose you head up to Krom. He's had time to loot whatever he wants. It is dark in the attic so unless you have a light on you it's back down you go. In the event you go down, you see the body of a neckbeard, bleeding from the ankle, unconscious and being absorbed by a mushroo...

OW: "Well, the info we have already is in the notes over there. The bodies, well, we experimented on the slimes and... some of it is still here" He holds up some beakers with various goos in them "and some of it isn't. The rats that the other creature morphed into are indistinguishable from normal r...

Since you didn't roll a 2 on your spot check like Cade when he was up here, Krom manages to see the pull cord for the stairs leading to the next floor. Let's get this on and pull that cord I guess. You climb up the stairs. No windows up here, good thing you have darkvision and can see your way throu...

The guy is supposed to be talking to Quepp asking if she saw who took the chair, but since she has not responded yet, she and the guard are in a time vortex. I guess I could always just say he goes up to search, but I like the idea of being trapped in a time vortex better. Gives quepp a chance to do...

Strangely enough, though the barrel looks to have little wear from use, it has an item treasured by neckbeards and people alike: bacon, at least 18 rations worth. Good lord that's a lot of bacon.

Krom, you should be back at the tower by now.

"No need to worry about him becoming a snack, he hasn't even been noticed yet. Besides, I don't think even he could eat a sawblade." The buzzkillgus flattens its cap, the red dots looking now like streaks of blood. What sort of mad god made fungus like this? Oh if only your nature check were high en...

Oh, I thought you meant hiding bodies as in you were going to go on a killing spree and- never mind. There is the one room no one's been in yet, the one the buzzkillgus just came out of. The buzzkillgus wants the easier, larger meal, so it ignores you. You have finally found a chamber that looks lik...

Twinkies don't exist, but that's fine he ignores your words and just wants to ask "Did you see what happened to my chair?"

Well Rafflesias are pretty big, and they are the corpse flower after all. But I don't think they'd make good coffins. Also, very noticeable if a dead guy is sticking out of there. You head downstairs, library. There is a wizard trying to rip a book in half in frustration, and failing miserably. You ...

Gryewolf wrote:He's so manly he can make your head explode just by touching it.

He can make you explode if you touch his head.

Wait hwat seriously? Is there an article on him wanting to make the moon a state? If there is I need to see it. And I thought that was Antarctica, Mander.