AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Nah, they're all gonna get theirs at the same time near the end of an episode after learning some lesson and kicking booty at whatever they do.

You give love a bad name.

He accepts the slime records. You head up the stairs to the attic, where you find the crates empty! daisies you Krom! But wait, he missed the 4th crate behind the first 3! PMing crate contents! Exclamation points! "Oh, that guy? I think I heard of him, yeah. Let's see, I think his crimes happened fa...

Just a warning, you could cause a TPK with that nuke. And it has a 50 ft blast radius at least. So please, for the sake of not ending the game, don't just wail on it with a hammer or something.

Print picture
Cut both images apart
Make paper tubes for each eye
Attach to the individual pictures

Oh, missed Blanche's thing. You manage head to the nearest church and heal the wounded and weary, and help the church get some donations. You have access to room and free food here, much better than the inn, and free to boot. The shopkeep doesn't seem to notice the sleighted stick, and if you are do...

"Those are 500 gold each, and you don't want to be near them when they go off." The sack of powder 10 lbs and big enough to carry over your shoulder. The mini nuke is a light 1 lb and the size of a football. Let's see what Shinsa finds! Oh hey, you found some gold on the sidewalk, 150 gold actually....

"Oh, well, we have some magic items in the attic we never use anymore, I think. Just take those. Oh, and it's dark, so don't miss the crate behind the other crates." "Oh, slimes and teammates, huh? Here, take some of this." He hands you a sack of white powder. "This will not only make slimes explode...

"Ah, some ferocious foe too strong for a sword? Is it a Vampire? A Golem? An Ent? A Liger? Or maybe one of those Rat Kings that attacked the town?"

"Well, I think he runs 'The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday'. It's only open a few days a week I think. You should be able to find it at [insert address here]."

WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUR VOICE JACK!

"Ah yes, explosives are what every man needs. Come with me." He leads you through the shelves in circles to where you started, where there is now stuff. "I believe one of these will suit you just fine." Upon the shelves are, in addition to regular alchemist fire, some kegs with fuses coming out of t...

Luckily I had my giant metal plate under my clothes to protect me. I suppose I'll feign death and move on to the next town now.

You enter the little shop. Inside it looks bigger than on the outside, but that's not ominous at all, probably just some engineering feat. There are shelves upon shelves of emptiness. You almost hit a low hanging light, but it's too nimble and dodges the attempt. A strange hooded figure approaches, ...

True, Krom never had to discuss his loot he got. I don't want players to be sucking up to others that their character would have no reason to suspect had anything good on them. Anyway, the oboe sounds terrible. Not because of your roll, but because oboes all around are just pretty terrible. No wait,...