AWKWARD ZOMBIE

For the first part of your action, you tie Krom to a stone pillar and have him hold the rope for you as you jump in. You had plenty of time to make sure the rope is secure so no roll for that. You descend down 50 ft. It's a colder place here, and the sun is on the horizon. The hills are not alive wi...

Let's get a rollin' and see what places you find. Because I'm lazy let's just go with 10 different lookings for now. 1. A large body of water, doesn't look like anything is in sight. 2. A snow covered glacier. 3. Some nice grassy place, looks like there's a city to the west. 4. The middle of some ci...

Nothing else was in the chest, the search check revealed dust outlines.

You are now wearing another fez in addition to your previous one, and you also have a bubble pipe.
"The auction does not accept items or creatures, if you wish to exchange him later to pay for the item then make your bid."

Like how most of your gold is carried on the mules, his is in a bank somewhere. Eh, but let's roll sleight of hand anyway. A total of 16, no one really pays attention and you can take some bubble-blowing soap water, to fill up your pipe. His checkbook is too big to sneak out of his pocket, and even ...

Their efforts are more like that James Bond villain, who planned on irradiating everyone's gold so his supply would be worth more.

Yes, he was invisible while wearing it. Ah, no boots? It would have been even more fun that way. I did not take into account DR, I had forgotten about that as quickly as I gave it to you. Anyway, I'm surprised you didn't go for a two handed kick to get even more str/power attack bonus, not that I wo...

Ah, I see. You follow him to the guardhouse where he places it into the "confiscated items chest", where normally prisoners deadly stuff is taken off and put in. Your hide check was near perfect and your move silent only succeeded on the grounds that you have a higher bonus than he does listen. The ...

"This is all well and good, but consider that there is no one else taking the job. Regardless of whether their betrayal is inevitable or not, we need to keep them around to at least keep the illusion of safety to prevent mass panic. And who's stopping them all from causing chaos once it's revealed t...

The auction is suddenly put on hold, Houton draws behind the stage to speak with Shinsa. Nameless rich guy w/fez, robe & bubble pipe stands up, "And what sort of mentlegen's duel shall this be?"

You speak with lord Houton, and as he brushes you off saying he's busy holding the auction right now, he agrees to see you afterwards.
"Are there no other bidders for the scepter? Going once, going twice..."

I'll assume you mention the subject of today's auction and the item he just bid on. "Oh my yes, it would be an amazing item to use. A horseless carriage, loyal servants that don't whine, so many possibilities." You don't detect evil from him, which I don't just assume, I know you would do.

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to tell you just what went down... See, the guards died in the attack last night, which is how the slime & those 4 guys got in, so there was recruitment for new ones. The people with bounties decided they'd join, since there are no guards to say "Hey crook you're going awa...

You'd love to keep an eye on him but he's invisible right now. He talks with the others and then leaves for a while since it's the break time. He returns with the 5 that ran off for the final auction. "And now to reveal the final item for today," he throws the curtain off the item, "A scepter, but n...

Only on a nat1. It's a ranged touch-attack to hit with the lightning. Go ahead, try it out!

The damage is something I will keep secret, it has no limits on use but has failure rates during clear sunny-skied days, but oddly enough not indoors. Quepp, you open the box again and see a flat, featureless plain. You see like maybe one or two trees, some grass here and there, but otherwise it's a...