AWKWARD ZOMBIE

No, I'm pretty sure that if what Kamak said is true, its evolution is bazinga.

I had always assumed that "natural causes" didn't actually mean anything and was just a buzz word to make someone's death look more dignified. I.E. "It's only natural you'd die if you [insert preposterous cause here]"

Alright, I want some Assurance we won't keep Tormenting people with this Barrage of puns. I mean a Sucker Punch of puns every now and then is fine but people will Bide their time until they can get their Revenge. What you have to remember is that these puns are Double-Edged, and sooner or later you'...

Zanoushe wrote:I need to get a Wii U. Luckily I just got a summer job, so I'll be set for cash by the time I try to buy one.

I have cheddar, but I'm just waiting until the next Black Friday "99% off everything fuck yooouuuuu" sale to get one.

This Avalanche of puns has to end. I'm not just going to slap the next punner silly, I'm gonna Doubleslap them until their face is Paralyzed.

People keep saying that all these BS things the Xbone is going to do will be its "red ring of death"
But if it has actual anillo rojo de la muerte to go along with this, it's over, it's done.

I have not nearly had my fill of Xbox one jokes yet

everyone wrote:Puns

I'm not saying I would jump on the VB avatar train with everyone else if they did, but I would be THE MONARCH.

All these puns are hard to Swallow. I think we should take a Rest and Recover already before our clowning picks up a Tailwind and spirals out of control. Yes I know these puns Tickle us PANK, but it's only a matter of time before the proletariats are After You.

/v/ is fucking losing it over this I have seen several entire threads dedicated to the newfound friendship between sony and nintendo fans It is all peace love and understanding over there and I even saw someone say hallelujah for the new golden age of /v/ If it weren't for comical overreactions to t...

I was already pretty sold on just getting a Wii U, but this just sealed the deal.

Gen 1 was terrible because glitches/gen 1 sprites/psychic being the only thing that matters/etc Gen 2 was okay but Johto was short and low level screw Kanto make Johto better and don't just recycle Lance Jesus give us someone new Gen 3 had water and the only thing saving those teams from being the s...

I always just saw it as the wyvern transforming into a gryphon during class change. And then questioning why my soldiers can't become gryphons.