AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Amazing Red, Standing By

It just makes me laugh. I imagine a man with a monocle, top hat, and full, fancy suit on sitting at his computer, typing rapidly with one hand and sipping tea with the other. Then he sees such horribly gramatical skills and his monocle pops off in disgust and lands in his tea. That was pretty much ...

Firestorm wrote:

Red Sonja standing by.

Red Sonja is down. I repeat, Red Sonja is down.

I trolled a Futurama fan board under the name Ketchup Skittles for quite a while. It was so easy to get them going. All I had to do was speak in a clear, concise, and professional manner. It saddens me deeply to see the simpletons become enraged by the conversational style I choose to employ. The le...

I was once telling my dad how our Theology teacher was on some creepy rant about sex and continually told us that "pre-marital sex is never without consequences". He looked at me and said, "Hello consequence."

The only thing I know about Runescape is that some kid made 3 ten minute long Let's Play videos of it that were just him mining, talking about how amazing he was at mining.

Woman+Man-Man's cheddar= Dating

I might just start telling him "He's in my way, sir" until he magically transforms into the other Spoony.

Better safe than sorry. Again, Mars Attacks. Watch it and understand.

Red Velvet Cake, Standing By

There is someone on the forum named Spoony, and I know it isn't the Spoony from The Spoony Experiment, but it's messing with my head.

I just don't want to end up probed. That is one of my biggest fears regarding aliens. Vaporization is instant, violation is forever.

I am a man. To all my fellow men, Brethren Before Wenches, amirite?

He is just proof they gave up on naming Pokemon. daisies you Bidoof...daisies you.

If they do decide to announce aliens, I picture a ship lowering in a giant field with "Livin' In America" by James Brown blasting as they exit the ship.

Shortly thereafter, the world turns into something reminiscent of the movie Mars Attacks.