AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ame no Akai wrote:I found one of those on my pants one day.

I swear I thought it was trying to find my urethra or something.

I once almost swallowed an earwig.
It was really disgusting.

Сталин должно привести нас к славной победе из могилы!

Decker wrote:You should totally sprite a silverfish *u*

As per request.

Oh my Jeg elsker dette forumet og du folk så mye. Og dette er for Trygve.

Kalekemo wrote:

Reubo wrote:

Palenque wrote: Draw...
A tiny enemy crab fighting a swarm of pigeons with lasers.
On the moon...

I agree with above edit.

Miss StarSeed wrote:All these languages I don't understand inspired me to go to Babelfish and ask it to be my valentine.

Its reply?

My map of the holy Valentins are?

Свяцейшы Валянціна
Абараніць іх!

gigoergong wrote:мой товарищ ушел

и, тот арабский?

Weil es in.

Zang wrote:you know those days where you really feel like drawing something but you don't know what to draw?

I'm having one of those.

Draw...
A giant enemy crab fighting a swarm of pigeons with lasers.

Alexandy13 wrote:It's plastic...

[sarcastic] Helpful. [/sarcastic]

YES
THAT MEANS IT MELTS WHEN YOU MICROWAVE IT
USEFUL FEATURE

gigoergong wrote:

Palenque wrote:

Merlin wrote:врач!

Warum rufst du mich jetzt!?

товарищ, ты знайте о чем он говорит?

لست متأكدا مما اذا كان لا ، لكنني

Alexandy13 wrote:I've just had my weekly mental scarring by my family and their friends.

Someone get me out of here.

TAKE THIS TELEPORT RING

Of Destiny

Miss StarSeed wrote:I had porn come up on the screen in front of my grandma.

She was like "Oh my goodness!"

And I was like "I'm sorry. You could search for pictures of ducklings and it could happen."

And she was like "PORN OF DUCKLINGS?!"

I laughed so hard.

*Struggling to hold back laugh that could wake up parents*

FUCK AGH I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND FORGOT TO TURN THE SAFE SEARCH OFF AND IT GAVE ME PORN AND MY MOM WAS RIGHT THERE THEN I TRIED TO DO ANOTHER IMAGE SEARCH SO I COULD GET TO THE OPTION FOR TURNING SAFE SEARCH ON BY TYPING IN A RANDOM LETTER AND GOOGLING IT BUT THE LETTER I TYPED IN WAS "G" S...

Merlin wrote:врач!

Warum rufst du mich jetzt!?

So he will drain the energy from me and give it to player 1, aka me, so I can shoot myself with the hyperbeam?
Oh man I can't wait to see how many ways this breaks time and space

There is a tiny bug in my sig
Why is there a tiny bug in my sig