AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Good Luck. Someone tried to impersonate me at my SATs

Ahoy

If you dont believe it I can conduct tests. For science.

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Ladies?
Volunteers?

Is it me or does everyone have GIGANTIC avatars now?

Your free tip for the day: Old Spice. Bitches love Old Spice. Youll be walking down the street and women will just walk up and go *snort* "WATS THAT SMELL? IT SMELLS....rugged" Has happened to me more than once.

Oh well in that case...want some?

Did I just miss an entire dating advice conversation? Goddamnit. There goes my chance to help another generation.

Cool Drinks are your friend

Ive also decided bowguns are my friends.

Clemetines are better

Did somebody mention twister?

Take some suppliments. Everyone loves vitamin supliments.

All this talk of off-beat fetishes makes me miss TMI

Fooflyer wrote:i was always a fan of the obese fanfiction lovers myself, really.

Really cant go wrong there. Theyll do anything for you.

Cant say I have. Welding aprons are one thing but....cant say the sight of fire has ever given me my jollies.