AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Deiphobus wrote:zang, i remember when you weren't absorbed into internet, memetic culture. in some ways i think you were better off.

No way man I have my eyes opened now I can see past the system.

RikuKyuutu wrote:Sall good, Zang. I still remember you and the way you just rolled with it on your first day when I was being a butt.

nah, It wasn't that bad riku, no worries. I got treated much shittier by other folks when I first showed up.

I like the part where the corn was on the unicycle.

Confession, here we go. This one's a bit sappy.


I wish I was part of this forum like I used to be, and when I say that, I guess I mean more attentive and, I dunno, here. The forum has a lot more newbies than it used to, and everytime I hear someone ask "who are you" I'm kinda, like, "ow".

Time for me to unfunny waste of space, time and resources.

(I'm pretty fucking boss at it.)

*busts int he door*

SORRY IM LATE GAIZ

I brought the hermaphrodite strippers. I'm assuming you wanted them wearing berets over their nudey parts, so I took the precaution.

Man I love weddings

Bacon wrote:just got a message on tumblr that said "kill yourself tranny"

yeah that's fun

I hate people sometimes. Especially low lifes like that.

BurntToShreds wrote:BurntToShred's Lesson of the Day:
All dryers in the world are actually portals to Hell.

I thought everyone knows that.

PROOF:

steps to prove this:

1. Take plant

2. Insert into dryer

3. Put on high

4. Remove from dryer

5. Plant is destroyed and dead wtf portal to hell.

Also another thing: If you have a cam, tape a piece of paper over it or unplug it, unless you want people watching you.

I'm being serious

I went to the deepweb once, didn't really find anything because I was honestly too scared to go past the homepage of the hidden wiki.

daisies, Tatzel I'm glad you're okay. I'm so sorry I didn't see that, I haven't really been attentive lately. I hope things will work out okay. You know where to find me if you need anything, okay? I'll gladly do anything I can to help.

This forum makes me pop flyin' at times. Scrollin, suddenly see a locked thread kisses for u click thread, the most important forum member is drunk off his booty and is handing out kisses. Start laughing. shenanigans occur in this thread, which cause me to laugh harder. Look at the last two post, tw...

ITT: The forum is gay for itself.