AWKWARD ZOMBIE

fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

she just explained to m that what she thought was cuddling was them leaning on each other

ruined her amazing day

made her and me both cry our eyes out

fucking

SHIT

I cant help it im noth im sorry guys i can stiop because she

FUCK this istn farir i love her and this happens what do i do this

i cant even calm down jim caughing violently and gagging and sobbing and my face is all blotchy and shit and ai dont know what to do

So apparently willow had a great day at a party with some friend sand she says it was fun and she got to twatch a bucnh of movies and cuddle with some friends that were her bros and i freaked out and now i can t stop stobbing and crying and gagging and i cant get the picture of some tguy with his ar...

Blitz Walrus wrote:Waking up to go to the bathroom in the middle of night sucks in winter.

Just imagine sitting down and your business getting stuck to the seat

and then you stand up without noticing...

Blitz Walrus wrote:Red oval? That i-
What the dick?!
That's a fuckin' tie!

YES. YES HE SAW IT TOO IM NOT BONKERS



SEE ITS

ITS RIGHT THERE

Lotharu wrote:I see nothing. Even with my brightness up, just some blurry background stuff that is in every picture that isn't taken with a $2000 camera.

I CAN BELIEVE IF I WANT TO

;_;

Malum wrote:wowit'sfuckingnothing.jpg

>referring to a dead meme

so cool.

Lemme blow this stuff up for you guys.



I dunno man It looked like a collar/necktie to me

JUST SAW THIS

FUCKING HELL

EDIT: better picture

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301452_2115658821963_1560485106_31769383_780390704_n.jpg So, It was one of my friend's 18th birthday today (gal in the purple), so a couple of our friends met up in a park and goofed around. http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/296330_2115660...

Head of The Brothel wrote:what does that even mean

exactly what it sounds like it means.

Oh my god the squirrels aaaaaa

I raised two squirrels from the time they had their eyes closed and barely any hair until they were grown and released them.

then we found another one and raised him too.

Love squirrels!

Some preppy kid tried to be an booty to me today.

preppy kid: "Why don't you go home and pop that huge pimple on your face?"

"Why don't you go home and pop your asshole?"

whole class laughed

feltgoodman

No seriously you guys should try it.

Also make sure to use smilies and make dead meme references as often as possible.

ShadowGuy wrote:IMO, you're lucky. It is hot where I am. I much prefer coldness over heat.

This. This so hard.

Fucking Alabama, man. No wonder we got so many religious folk around here, we're practically six feet from hell.