AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Exeres wrote:BUT SHARKSPASKRILLA TASTES AWFUL.

DONT BE A PUSSY ABOUT IT JUST....

FUCK IT

*whips out motherfucking CUE STICK*

GIVE ME YOUR STAR CAPS BEFORE I CLOCK YOUR SHIT

Gabu wrote:Hello, everyone. Joined a while ago, posted a bit, disappeared. And now here I am.

FatOldRobot wrote:Welcome to the forums.
I have a feeling you'll fit in here.

I giggled.

Exeres wrote:But Nuka-Cola just tastes SO DAMN GOOD. The radiation is DELICIOUS.

IT SAYS EMPTY YOU TARDICUS. IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BOTTLECAP.

JESUS GOB AT LEAST LOOK FOR THE SUNSET SARSPHAWHATEVER AT LEAST THEY HAVE LITTLE STARS OCCASIONALLY

scebboaliwiw wrote:Vaxxid, Vaxxid,
what do I have for dessert?

DESERT IS FOR FATTIES YOU FAT FAT FAT FAT

It doesn't matter how much good karma you get Vax, it will all be reversed because of your kleptomatic behavior everytime you walk in a new building.

GOD YOU DONT EVEN NEED THE ABRAXO CLEANER JUST LEAVE IT ALONE MAN

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This is one of many other times I have seen the topic of "not masturbating" or "not wanting to masturbate" being met with rather...strange and passionate reactions out of some members. Burnt has posted about this before and just about every time people bring up the futility of the endeavor and a ra...

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good glorious ballsack that is scary to think about.

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Clyve. Clyve you are now my favorite newfag

that was so fucking sugoi

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