AWKWARD ZOMBIE

> Jeffery, Devin, commence congratulatory high five. http://i52.tinypic.com/2vmvqeq.png >victory danceeeee yesssss http://i.picasion.com/pic33/6576e2ad2b0ea4291d8ab371db26768e.gif yessssss >Jeffery Realizes that his life has no real point or value. he is a extreme and hopeless nerd. >Realizing this...

kamehameha his bitch booty > Jeffery, It would be beneficial for you to defeat the opponent in a way that impresses girls. http://i55.tinypic.com/jl192e.png Devin, a genius move would be to throw the chicken selects in The Escort's eyes. http://i54.tinypic.com/2ufg7s3.png http://i52.tinypic.com/2cx...

>Get this dude some chicken selects from McD's. http://i51.tinypic.com/2hxvt03.png >Glitch life then attack then shenanigans > Jeffery, ABSCOND > Devin, AGGRIEVE FUCK IT. DO 'EM ALL AT THE SAME TIME >go super saiyin http://i53.tinypic.com/m7qfwp.png YES. FUCK YES. http://i51.tinypic.com/x273hc.png ...

>sell him your truck http://i55.tinypic.com/mafhjn.png You give the man your TRUCK CARD. he gives you $40,000 what a dumbass. He tips his hat at this business deal. http://i54.tinypic.com/28s7lld.png Lyfe glitches http://i51.tinypic.com/30tklj4.png A replacement has been found. http://i51.tinypic.c...

>converse with sparkly monacle-man. http://i53.tinypic.com/2n72gk3.png SPEECHLOG Jeffery: hey Monacle: ho-ho, what a couple of strapping young lads, how do you do? Devin: I'm aight Jeffery: good ... Jeffery: so, you heading to a party or... Monacle: dohohoho, no, lad, I'm searching for unique vehic...

http://i54.tinypic.com/2ufcz0j.png SPEECHLOG Ralph:If you give me some sugar, http://i54.tinypic.com/nzn0cz.png You inventorize Ralph because he kind of creeps you out. >Go into the mall >Accidentally use your life glitch to cause trouble http://i51.tinypic.com/2sbpmdf.png Lets do this shit. http:/...

> Ralph: it would be best for all of us if you were to pick up speed causing Jeffery to lose balance. http://i54.tinypic.com/2j5bdae.png SPEECHLOG Jeffery: Ralph stop these shenanigans right now Ralph: If you give me some sugar, I'll give you some sugar back. Jeffery: daisies it http://i54.tinypic....

Man, looks like that time again Get your brainbleach ready wait not yet you'll need it for later http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%203/SchuComic4Page13.jpg Oh Lord it's that bird thing again. walloftext lemme translate: He's the guardian of the sunstone, which controls how everything grows. ...

Man, looks like that time again Get your brainbleach ready wait not yet you'll need it for later http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%203/SchuComic4Page13.jpg Oh Lord it's that bird thing again. walloftext lemme translate: He's the guardian of the sunstone, which controls how everything grows. ...

> Jeffery, it would be most helpful if you would ride to the mall to meet your acquaintance and advance the plot. http://i55.tinypic.com/14jp7jt.png > Jeffery, it would be most amusing if you were to give the horse a catchphrase. His name is Ralph Q. Bellyweather. SPEECHLOG Ralph:"gimme some sugar,...

>summon it dude

Oh man you hope this is something good..



shit just got real.

http://oi54.tinypic.com/oaag02.jpg You decide to inventorize the truck for now also you don't have any yugio cards, and if you did you would never admit it. You are also not a member of any Cock-fighting society. You think that if you were just summoning your regular mount, what would the epic moun...

Dragoon778 wrote:> Read brief explanation of captchalogue-ing.

You were just kidding, of course you know what captchalogue-ing is I mean you read Homestuck.

>Attempt to use card.

Well that's nifty

Dragoon778 wrote:> Enter name.

> Captchalogue Truck Card.

Your name is JEFFERY

no, it's not spelled wrong that's just how it's spelt.

you have no idea what Captchalogue means, but you pick up the card

it has a picture of the truck on it.

remember you are fifteen and can't drive sell your mount for tons of cash oh yea. OH HEY you have an idea! you should totally sell this piecoshiz truck. http://i56.tinypic.com/v6419f.png you just wish there was some way to move it without driving i- http://i55.tinypic.com/23r6c1v.png what the http:...