AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Head of The Brothel wrote:I have a cousin who called his mum a bitch a lot and he's autistic

You should get yourself checked for crippling autism

oh yes I am sure I am simply reaking of autism.

you can probably smell it from here.

uhh, bon, I'm pretty sure legs do work like that. they bend...or what exactly do you mean

impmon you r so cewl

Chloe, you know what you should do?


you should call his mother a slutfaced whorebag

and tell him that he is a shitfaced condomleak


also no, princess brothel, they just think i'm a DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE PUNK

" I think Ilu, I always have. I wish that we could be together, but I know he makes you pop flyin', and that's what is most important to me. I wish we would've met sooner, we could've been something great. I can't get you off my mind, from when I wake up to the moment I go back to sleep, your always...

Oh my God Coriserai I can't tell you how many times I have gotten in trouble for winning an argument with my parents. HURDUR IM AN ADULT THAT MEANS I AM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING ALWAYS when I was like, 13 they wouldnt let me have a facebook because "YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE, ITS SO EASY...

What do I mean? what do I MEAN? I mean you have done absolutely nothing to help me, in the, what, three years I've been coming here? You come in here with your cocky booty attitude and act like everything is just fucking peachy. You give me these pills, no, you've BEEN giving me pills that don't do ...

Spongebob, I...

Lotharu wrote:Random High Pitched ring out of one of my ears randomly recently
It seems to alternate which ear it is

dude that does not sound good.


you should see a doctor, like, soon.

I miss that little car. The same people who made that game made another one featuring a fish where I think the final goal was to get a sandwich? I KNOW THAT ONE and no, the final goal was to get a really tasty worm and you had to collect sea urchins as cheddar and there was this one point where you...

a character based on one of my friends c:


EDIT: Fix'd it Mander.

Logically you must hire a hitman to kill her parents. This idea is somewhat appealing to me, however I am 15 and dont have the moneys nor resources to do this. Soooooo you're gonna beat the shit out of her ex boyfriends until they explode into coins. ....wait a minute.... hire a hitman beat the shi...

Spoony wrote:Sounds like a great plan.

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anyway, so I dunno what to do

just seems like if I could somehow meet the dad and have a good convo, I might be able to pull it off.

It's a long shot, but it's worth a try I guess.

i saw this on Malcom in the Middle I wouldn't be surprised if this was a movie. So, here's the situation: 30-something year old retired marine, basically controlled by his wife, a fifty year old ect ect. The stepmom apparently likes finding whatever reason she can to bitch a Tiff. They don't allow ...

Girlfriend's parents don't allow her to date. Only time I get to see her is in school, only time i get to talk to her on the phone is every other weekend when she's at her mom's. Been caught doing stuff with other guys before, parents dont even really allow her to have friends. I'm datin her and I r...