AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Get to work, you lazy booty.

Provide the most epic display of customer service in the history of ever.

Try and get a promotion

ORDER UP, MOTHERFUCKERS

your luck bar is reduced to naught.

Tie scooter to back of taxi and have it tow you. http://i56.tinypic.com/dyp0sz.png THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWESOME REDLIGHT ALMOST OVER http://i55.tinypic.com/25qr9dt.png OH GOD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA WHY IS HE DRIVING SO FAST IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD > time skip to where stuff actually happens http://i53...

Punch the bald man, you know he's done something suspicious. http://i56.tinypic.com/sctchu.png you punch the ever loving shit out of the bald guy. Equip scooter, you know you've always had it. http://i51.tinypic.com/2daxelc.png you do not have a scooter, but upon looting the bald guy you find that ...

Don't bother with the lift, from the view from your window you are clearly on the ground floor, just leave. yea, you suppose you can tour the building another time http://i51.tinypic.com/2iu2j2p.png you walk outside and smell the fresh honking cars and swearing taxi drivers you also remember you ar...

Question how you are only seventeen but have some kind of degree did you say seventeen? Odd, you are nineteen and you somewhat exaggerated the whole degree thing you are a student at a local college, still working on that degree actually. [quot]Check elevator and see if theres any room service tray...

>kick the door open http://i56.tinypic.com/1z5lpxe.png you've had enough of this motherfucking door. I mean you have HAD IT. Time to show this son of a bitch who is boss Your favorite artist's music starts to play in your head http://i53.tinypic.com/15dvz0p.png GO TO SLEEP BITCH http://i51.tinypic....

>retrieve arms from fridge http://s7.tinypic.com/w8w0b7_th.jpg You dash to your fridge to retrieve the awesome CHICKEN ARM left overs also known as WINGS you put those cold yet delicious beauties in your inventory. http://i53.tinypic.com/nqxw0g.png >go to fridge and retrieve all the Starbucks brand...

that's not exactly what i call "lashing out" but so be it http://i56.tinypic.com/21brvrd.png your name is GUY. You have a number of FANDOMS which you love. You are PARTIAL to NINTENDO GAMES and you have a WEAKNESS for HOMESTUCK SHIPPINGS. You don't keep your HAIR kept because you frankly DONT GIVE A...

Head of The Brothel wrote:i love nothing more in a story than a shitty self insert

yea, because the character has brown hair he's obviously a self insert.


oh wait no he's not. can it.

You recall that your name is GUY.




what era are you in?


EDIT: let the voting begin
EDIT EDIT: olden times no longer is a dick

Mr. Mander wrote:Only once you have surpassed 76 pages do you have any right to call yourself the hero of time

well you guys best get >'in, shouldn't you?



tingle is silly, keep them comin

http://i56.tinypic.com/153obko.png you are pretty sure "Lonk" is close to the original Hero of Time's name, "Link", and is not, in fact, your name and "Panties" is the name of women's undergarments and no mother would ever name her son that ever and you are pretty sure that LoZ is OP's turf, bitch

http://i56.tinypic.com/2elxkzs.png There was once a relic that could grant any wish. It is said that the three goddesses who created the world put their own power into this object It was called The Triforce The Triforce was made up of three different Triforces the Triforce of Wisdom , The Triforce ...

I'm pretty good at being not awesome or talented or even remotely interesting at all.