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guys help my lineart is shit and I need ways to improve ittttttt

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for all of our upstanding member of society friends here.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/113/a/c/honk_by_heartwielder-d3eqkv7.png Okay guys, so I need some critique here. I am dying to become a better artist. I just simply must become better, and I need your help to get me there. critique, redlining, links to different things, anything would be ap...

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Zang wrote:
The Creature eviscerated Gannondorf onto the floor.

He did what now

giggling

fuckin spellcheck, man

Throw that boiling hot cup of starbucks coffee you have on you. YOU DONT HAVE ANY IN YOUR INVENTORY THAT WOULD BE AGAINST EMPLOYEE CUSTOMARIES tickle the back of his hand then wink at him, your creepy sexual advance should loosen his grip. you are too busy being STRANGLED TO DEATH to make homosexua...

PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!! http://i55.tinypic.com/2wgag7s.png you strike preemptively You've beaten this motherfucker so many times you can't even remember how many times you beat this asshole and this time is gonna be no differe http://i55.tinypic.com/33d9wdd.png AG OSHIT AGH http://i54.tinypic.com/2mop7...

You're forgetting something. Okay, so what happens next. In the games, you find out you're the hero of time, you find the master sword, you pull it out and then... http://i56.tinypic.com/4kwqpk.png oh shit Encounter a villain. http://oi52.tinypic.com/25fpnbs.jpg You shouldn't have done that.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2ugl8d1.png As you put on the pipboy thing, a hologram projects Welcome, stranger. I am Tella.The device you are wearing is known as a FAIRYGEN 0. With it, you may view all of your inventory, along with your health and magic level. With the wonders of manifesting technology, ...

Whistle Zeldas lullaby. you whistle Zelda http://i52.tinypic.com/z0squ.png [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahTyGckSJqw]the door opens , and you walk inside http://i54.tinypic.com/wl9jmc.png is that what you think it is holyshitholyshitholshitholyshit and....is that a pipboy? what the hell? oh m...

i picked link as 4swords link because i think he's awesomest that way lol

>Check Inventory http://i54.tinypic.com/24awmbl.png You check your inventory. You currently have nothing equipped, and the only thing that you have in your inventory are the SWEET WINGS that you picked up earlier >Inspect that peculiar R with a circle around it, it's gotta be a knob or something ht...

As you emerge into an underground dungeon beneath the counter, you come to a large open room. A strange sensation rushes over you as you face a rather large obstacle.



A huge booty wall with a Starbucks logo on it

>Take the oath. Learn the secret. Hire a male prostitute to publicly announce it on T.V. You take the earth and ponder why the second part of the idea ever crossed your mind. http://i55.tinypic.com/ndjwag.png Sheila tells you that to know the secret, you must enter the CHAMBER OF SECRETS, which hap...

You continue

Your boss tells you that there is a secret that all employees of your rank are told. However, you must take an oath to never speak of it to a soul that knows not of it. What do you do?

Use new found health and luck. Drink a shitload of espressos/frapachinnos and get super hyped up. Go to a local Guitar Hero Championship and win the $5000 1st place prize(and beat the crap out of the guy in 2nd place and take his $1000) spend the cheddar on 10 male hookers, a camera, and guns. Give...