AWKWARD ZOMBIE

...why is your health almost empty in one screenshot, then at like 40% in the next? R1, R2, L1, CIRCLE, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP. If you're talking about the sequence before and after the Canteen Announcement, I went to bed for awhile (look at the time difference). However, that...

It seems just as my eyes close, a blaring voice comes over the P.A. http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/509/hardtime201012111946290.png http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6092/hardtime201012111946339.png Ugh, I guess it's time to start the day... My first full day at Southtown Correctional Facility... ...

No problem, Scebboaliwiw. I'm glad you asked! The stats have a couple of functions. For one, they determine how the other prisoners treat you. If any of your stats are "low" (probably below 75%-80%), the prisoners give you specific insults. If your Intelligence is low, you're made fun of for being "...

Mini-update! http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/9782/hardtime201012111944164.png Every night, at 20:00, Southtown Correctional Facility locks down for the night. All prisoners are herded into their cells, and the doors are locked behind them. While this may seem cruel to some people, it is for the g...

Thanks for the encouragement, guys! I have a few more updates to do, and then I look forward to letting the forum give more input on Zangief's exploits.

Also, yes, this prison is crazy, Bacon! You guys will definitely see how extreme things can get later on.

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/8843/hardtime201012111934010.png Meet Joe Sanders. He loves Zangief. I hope you like fat, balding, mustachioed rapists, because for this whole LP, you are one. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Hey! This guy doesn't look like Zangief! This guy isn't the Red Cyclo...

I wanted what every mortal man truly wants. I wanted to be Zangief. Even if it cost me my freedom. http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/165/hardtime201012111934592.png Meet Zangief! Well, not the real Zangief. The truth is the police couldn't find any I.D. on the guy, and he kept insisting his name was...

Do you want me to sing the song again?

Man we kicked that guys booty.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/466/bomb6.png On the Sniper Island Where I was born 100 shots, 100 hits Lu lu la la lu Even on a mouse's eye LOCK ON!! Even on your heart LOCK ON!! The man that came from Sharpshooter Island Lu lu lu lu lu la la You better run and hide Sogege Sogesoge SOGEKING!!! ht...

Metallic Star!