AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A little conversation between me and my two-year-old cousin: Cousin: "What'cha doin'?" Me: "Checking my phone." (My background is Kamina casually pointing to the sun) Cousin: *peeks at my phone* "Hey, ith Pokeemon!" Me: "What?" Cousin: *points at Kamina* "Ith Pokeemon." Me: *smile* "No it isn't." "Y...

I got a 90% on my last Algebra II test. Now my grade's a 77. :'D ALMOST TO A B, YOU CAN MAKE IT, LITTLE GUY <3 Jesus, this teacher pushes us. If I was with my old teacher I would have an A right now. I got past the point of sobbing because I don't have one in the class. My GPA's above a 4.0, so what...

I could not be more confused right now. :psyduck: So I want to read Tengen Gattai Gurren Lagann from this page . (lol fanficwhore) So I click it. It redirects me to a "not found" page. So then I click the author's name, which is, curiously enough, a fellow named Mr. Mander. This author has only writ...

......Did you put the apple there, or was it there originally?
(Stupid question, yes I know)

I just have an addiction to apples and seeing one being soiled like that makes me cringe.
It's a lovely picture, though!

All I can see is fapping

I can see his reasoning, since this old dinosaur leaves the study really hot. (My grandma and I apparently got used to it, though. He'll walk in, complain about the heat, turn the fan on, and walk out. So we just turn the fan off and all is well.) But that's no excuse to check with me first before l...

I'm thinking about it. Can you set up a password so that you can't shut off the computer without it?

And then I thought he would just do a hard shutdown as soon as he saw the password input.

I want to hurt this man. I want to take his head in my hands and crush it. Do not shut off my computer without asking me. Ever. I don't care if you didn't see anything running on it. I constantly run things in the background. The last time you did this I had to completely restart a project I was cur...

I don't get it

Probably because I'm not a cartoonist

Nor do I use DA

If I were you I'd just go over to McDonalds right before they cycle in a new line of toys. I'm sure if they wouldn't mind they'd give some to you.

My little cousins came over yesterday. We had a bunch of fun running around and playing tag and such. Today we went to my other cousin's birthday party at a kid's gymnasium. We, of course, ran around and messed with each other. I challenged one of them to a race across a trampoline. So we started an...

GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY >8D ....Apparently two Karkat shirts and one Equius shirt. I guess the Equius one is for dad and the Karkats are for me? One's medium and the other large. But my God, fuckhueg doesn't even come close to describing them. I thought I'd get a nice, snug little tee, but...

Ohgodohgodohgod pleeeeeease tell me that was not an important plot point I just saw there

What's the hammer made of?
It has Vriska's sign, presumably her dice in the top, making a kind of Trouble dome, and the handle looks like a sword.

I'm guessing we'll get weird plot shit to see what occurs? Probably not, seeing as how this is just a rundown of what happened "before".

It's a metal cartoonish head.

I thought it was a house until I saw the ear.

Edit: And then I saw the door. Hoo boy, does my brain work backwards.