AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well that settles it. I am never making another thread again for as long as I live.

OH HO HO THANKS FOR SPOILING THE PARTY.

Post the things you find to be baffling, mind blowingly idiotic and just plain stupid here. Everything from personal stories, to current events, to random articles on the internet. Honestly, It shouldn't be too hard.

But... Nevermind then. I'm probably dumb.

I don't get it. But it's lamp, so whatevah.

Forget it. Do what you want. It's a free country.

PRO TIP: EAT PLASTIC AND LIVESTREAM THAT SHIT.

So remember guys, if WCA isn't here tomorrow, she's crapping out plastic meat wrap ok?

OH HO HO THAT WAS CLEVER.

I HATE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

Nice job odds. Bravo.

I like spiders.

I still have to create a character and type that all out...

And I would too. But it would take FOREVER to post off my iPod.

I'm late to the party. Can I still join without looking like an asshole?