AWKWARD ZOMBIE

-sniff-

That...

My age shall remain a secret until someone makes an educated guess that isn't based on randomly picking a number.

I just had a sudden craving for Lucky Charms.

The Big Cheese wrote:I SEE THAT RED LANTERN BADGE, ANDROID.

With blood of rage and crimson red
Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead
Together with our hellish hate
We'll burn you all-- that is your fate!

Heh. Don't flatter me. You know just as well as I do that all of my pictures should be posted in the Funny Pictures thread.

As for my skin tone, I really don't care for it to be tan. I'm perfectly content with my paleness.

Hello.


Oh boy.


MAGIC

Anyway, why is the penis such a bloody fucking weird part of the body?

TODAY: BLOODY FUCKING STOOD UP ALL BLOODY FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE I BLOODY FUCKING COULDNT FALL ASLEEP SO I TAKE MY BLOODY FUCKING RITALIN WHICH MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BLOODY FUCKING ZOMBIE WITH AIDS SO I CAN BLOODY FUCKING CONCENTRATE ON MY BLOODY FUCKING FINAL EXAMS BUT IT DOESNT BLOODY FUCKING LAST T...

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Just popped in Radiohead's "OK Computer". I could just listen to that album for HOURS.

First up is "Airbag".

I find scars to be somewhat appealing for some reason. Not hideous ones, but suddle, dignified ones that show experience.

Blahhh. Got no sleep last night. Had finals to do. Some asshole pulled the fire alarm in the middle of one. Coffee didn't wake me up. BUT EVERYTHING IS JUST PEACHY KEEN SO DONT NO ONE WORRY THEIR PRETTY LITTLE HEADS OFF.

Oh and how can I forget the five inch splinter that went through my jeans and into my thigh in the second grade? Jeez, elementary school was a deathtrap when I really think about it. Splinters, sharp corners, bullies who pick on you for playing pokemon at recess instead of going down the slide, or c...

I cracked my head open in the third grade on a desk and I had a cyst removed from my tailbone. I also have a burn scar on my right hand from boiling pea soup and a scar going down my left thigh from a deep cut that occurred when I tried hopping a fence. I also have a permanent dimple on my left chee...

Yes. Now go to sleep.