AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It comes out here on friday!

Bacon wrote:Why do my ribs keep hurting when I wake up?

Replace them with some SPARE RIBS!

Myk wrote:

Toldry wrote:Someone, make a drawing of multiple Samus Arans dancing the cancan!

this isn't /r/

ITS CALLED "FAN ART".

Fooflyer wrote:But I wanna be a buyfag

Me too... Me... Too...

Abuse this:


My entry:

Fooflyer wrote:never

When I asked, that was the answer...

Can I introduce you to a Norwegian author?

I hate how you guys says there is nothing to do in your city/town or whatever. I live in a a place with around 80 000 people and still the fifth largest city of Norway. AND IT IS THE MOST CHRISTIAN THINK ON THE GREAT NORWEGIAN BIBLE BELT. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g302/KainBenwi/kristiansand...

Miranda wrote:

Not not Trygve wrote:

Miranda wrote:GMT, Bitches.

GMT+1, WRENCH!

DST, WENCH!

You should be at work.

I AM IN CLASS!

Miranda wrote:GMT, Bitches.

GMT+1, WRENCH!

As Awkward Zombie increase in popularity, so does the different nationalities on this forum. I, for example, should be asleep most of the time of when Americans are awake. My question is: Where in the world are you from and what timezone do you live in? Note: The reason I am doing this is because I ...

Plasma wrote:

Not not Trygve wrote:Haha! Dangly parts!

If your boner is dangly, then I think we found out why you never got a girlfriend...

You still have balls when you have a boner (at least that is what most people have).

Fooflyer wrote:Enough of getting naked

become who you were born to be.

start commanding legions of ghosts

While singing songs from anastasia.
http://z0r.de/?id=1137

Fooflyer wrote:AROUND MY FEET

Haha! THE BALDY BUTTON DIDN'T TAKE MY HAIR AROUND MY FEET AND TOES!

Fooflyer wrote:WHAT ARE THESE THINGS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT I AM JUST GROWING A BEARD

WHAT? A PUBIC BEARD!?