AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:You guys + my sig = hilarity



i rofl'd

I don't wanna be one of them!

zombiejesus wrote:I just found out today i'm getting laid. In the booty.

:awesome:

... I WAS BORN IN MORRIS COUNTY I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN YOU HAD I STILL LIVED THERE maybe? Well I moved out of New Jersey when I was nine, and just moved back last year. BUT MAYBE, IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY, we are like, total bros. I LIKE ALTERNATE REALITIES. THAT IS WHY I LIKE SUPERHERO COMICS AND STAR ...

I managed to bold half of my English essay.

The Big Cheese wrote:3 times

One for each day.

“TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.”

Plasma wrote:

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:She will be resurrected in 3 days
topless of course.

As a general rule, no matter how attractive the person originally was, zombie tiddies are never sexy!

If Genzoman draw some, I betcha it will be good.

everyone in the world is pregnant

Plasma wrote:

Fooflyer wrote:trying to be stealthy by running around in heavy plate armour boots.

"It's probably just the wind. Yup, that's definitely the sound wind makes!"

"This suit of armor is perfect for sneaking around in!"

You know it is better to hit a women with an open hand instead of a clenched fist.

What about now?

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:Dickbutt Kamina was the prettiest woman I have ever laid mah eyes on to have died for our sins.

She will be resurrected in 3 days

topless of course.

Has it gone 3 days yet?

lol i troll u

Fooflyer wrote:Another mention of the word "dance" my friend, AND I'LL HAVE YOU EATING YOUR OWN, FREAKING, BALLET SHOES

Ballet shoes? We kick hats when performing this art.