AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Don't be silly. Australians can't cry.

I bet they pay him in napkins and tears

It's not logically inconsistent to have a nice Satanist

None of their rules say they have to be mean and spiteful all the time to everyone

Don't be mean

It's their birthday

Really?

To me it looks like they've stripped down to the bare essentials. They're just using their nudeles.

Dem lips
Gets me all hot and bothered

Every goddamn Saturday morning

I am going to use the original meaning of the word meme

This could take a while

Unfortunately the business person in charge of the magazine is pretty incompetent so there might not be funding to print it

OH WHALE

Story I submitted won first in the college literary magazine

Sloth/Unbalanced: It's true that there are a few people out there that actually worship the devil, but that's mostly people who didn't get the point of Paradise Lost and want to be super hardcore. One of the main groups calling themselves Satanists are in the Church of Satan though, which really doe...

Satanists don't believe in hell for the most part. I think it's mostly atheist/agnostic, although I haven't looked into it enough to be 100% sure

Well I mean they're still pretty heavily into self-gratification

Maybe more of a restrained version of hedonism

Still either way you don't get the Devil unless you're super hardcore

I dunno how much of Satanism you could really call hedonism. It kind of feels like there's too many rules.

As far as I can tell it's more the worship of the self

/splitting hairs

I think it's pretty clear that CeGarra isn't a Satanist. He/She was quoting Karilyn and I guess for some reason Kitsune Dzelda took that as CeGarra's post