AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm pretty elitist about a lot of things and then turn around and do things I criticize other people for

I get jealous when someone is better at something I like to do than I am

When it comes to food I have the worst willpower imaginable

Also I am incredibly shallow

I think the point is that it's hard to see what Phoenix Wright has to do with it.

Sir yes sir

Will that be all sir

Didn't get the internship I was hoping for.

Dedivax wrote:Oh fuck I have a hugeass powerpoint presentation for tomorrow! Guess I'll just play Minecraft and bring school a corrupted .ppt file

Like, corrupted on purpose?

Yes.

They are pretty funny

Watching Youtube videos with teenagers talking about Satanism

Just watched my second ever UFC thing after constantly listening to my roommates talk about MMA

Everything was kind of boring except the title fight between Jon Jones and Mauricio Rua, which was essentially 12 minutes of Jones beating up Rua.

My idol is the golden calf

OHHH BISHOP BERKLEY IS KILLED IN THE FIRST ROUND AFTER CLOSING HIS EYES AND PRETENDING HIS OPPONENT NO LONGER EXISTED

Yes

Join me in the philoso-battle

Writing a paper on Rationalists vs. Empiricists. Kind of want to pretend they're professional wrestlers.

HERE COMES DESCARTES WITH HIS COGITO ERGO SUM-O

LOOKS LIKE JOHN'S ALL LOCKE-D AND LOADED

OH MAN LEIBNIZ GOT IN A SHOT RIGHT TO THE MONADS

The only thing I have drawn is blood every few months

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