AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Have you been reading my dream diary again

That's because you're not a visionary like me

Peanut butter and nutella sandwich

Wii won't read Windwaker disc

All assignments are currently being looked over by professors, so I don't really have any work to do over the weekend

Also gonna go play Ultimate Frisbee with two philosophy professors and some of my meta-ethics class tomorrow. Never played before, but it should be fun

I bet if you taped a picture of those eyes in public places there would be less crime

Always watching

TIME TO MAKE AN ORANGE CAKE MOTHERFUCKERS http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/DSC02828.jpg First acquire your ingredients. They are as follows. Cake batter: 1/2 cup butter 3/4 cup sugar 2 eggs 1/2 cup orange juice 2 tablespoons water 1/8 teaspoon almond extract 1 1/4 cup cake flour 1 3/4 tea...

I always liked the form the megazord was in before it was human shaped

Why didn't they use that more

lol so butthurt

The girl who was next to me in the first one had to go to the hospital after being knocked unconscious by it

Just remembered that I have these photos from a high school play on my computer, so why should I deprive this whole forum of the magic http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/dsc00249.jpg http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/dsc00250.jpg http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/DSC0126...

Kitsune Dzelda wrote: I just really hate those crippling puns

You are dead to me

Cheated on him with his new teapot

Computer why do you keep restarting yourself

It is incredibly inconvenient

Aren't there studies that say that brushing immediately after eating acidic foods is actually worse for your teeth

(I got that information from a Cracked article, so I dunno how reliable it is)