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Ham for the ham god

True

Still though if I knew I wasn't strong enough to restrain somebody I don't think I'd want to get into a knuckle duster with them either

DoNotDelete wrote: I think I'd err more on the side of restraining a woman than say, punching her in the face..

Why can't we say this about people in general instead of just women

Question how you are only seventeen but have some kind of degree

Vax is imaginary Spoony

This charade has gone on long enough

Larry

I think a lot of people are confusing this for a thread where you don't talk about how awesome you are

You could probably be a boxer

I've been told IRL that I am "too mellow"

I took it as a compliment

I am apparently pretty calm in emergency situations

I have basically kicked college's booty

Let's face it, we're all a bunch of badass motherfuckers. You know it, I know it, the world knows it. So, let's get to the point: What makes you so awesome? What is it about you that makes people fall to their knees and weep because they could never hope to live up to your natural talent? Explain th...

This isn't a name, but I'd call some dogs pretty corgial

Remember when Stran asked for cat names

I decided to do dog names too

Bishop Barkley

Woofgang Amadeus Mozart

Richard Wagner

Watch Sin City

Let the over-the-top grittiness overcome you