AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why do you say things you know will hurt me

I might hate everything now

I didn't used to like Gorgonzola cheese that much, but it's definitely starting to grow on me

Internship is making me paranoid

They would become unstoppable

How the hell to these wasps keep getting in my room

Went on vacation to Disneyland this past week. It was wonderful. On the way back, a soda can exploded in my bag with my 3DS in it. It did no internal damage, but I can no longer use the L button or the volume knob due to them being stuck. I also now have to force it open. Three hundred dollars. And...

Kind of seems like memeface: the game

Once when I was giving blood I was doing one of those double doses of blood where they inject you with saline halfway through Apparently the person who was finding the vein accidentally poked too far and made a small hole all the way through When the saline was getting pumped in I guess it started l...

Bowling is fun.

Also I bought Scrabble.

Feels like I can't do anything right

An airship eh

Are you sure it isn't



Squidward's head

Guess who has the best new shirt

I'll give you a hint



It's me

It's much more purple-y in person

WHAT DID YOU SAY

SPEAK UP

Hearing aide won't cooperate