AWKWARD ZOMBIE

She needs to be able to have a firm grasp of a situation

If she makes a mistake she can't just palm it off to someone else

She needs to be there if I need a helping hand

Forgetting I left food in a room, then coming back and finding the food

The Big Cheese wrote:Spess Mahreens

Neato

Have you played before or are you just starting

Komodoensis wrote:So, its a positive, and negative act, thus making it a nuetral act.

How was it negative

It's not that uncommon

Got an interview for a job later this July

You never did get your dick out

Just realized that I won't be seeing the friend that I roomed with pretty much throughout college very much after tomorrow

This really snuck up on me

Valbrandur wrote:That looks familiar.

Any idea what it's from?

Pretty sure it's from Brave Little Toaster

Spoony wrote:Rock, Paper, Shotgun is hiring. They've featured three of my articles there before, so I guess they already kind of like my stuff.

This could be a thing maybe.

Oh so I guess you're too good for streetwalking now

\ The other day I was listening to "Princes of the Universe" by Queen, and they got to the line "Inside my veins flows blood of kings." As I had been playing just a few minutes before, my mind immediately thought "Inside my butt flows mud of kings" I almost died that day Beautiful Prose I really ou...

Me and my friends have been playing a lot of Magic: The Gathering lately There's this one card called "Mudbutton Torchrunner" only people keep reading it as "Mudbutt". Call us immature but we find this hilarious Through a series of unlikely events, Mudbutt has come out on top of some pretty one-side...

Boss is gonna give me a call today about the work I did on one of the assignments

It's never good when they feel the need to call

Looking like I won't be rooming with my friend