AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sheila

How is it we keep playing the same games

Consent is indeed a difficult area, but what if it is the animal which makes the sexual advances? Dolphins (which are highly sexual animals and use sex as a way of affirming social bonds) have been known to make advances toward humans. Is that kind of pro-active sexual advance by an animal such as ...

I just got a job as an inventory-taker. I'm almost not sure if I want it though. I'm almost certainly going to take it, but to be honest I'm a little bit down about it. I walked into the interview assuming it'd be like a normal interview- they'd ask questions, I'd bullshit answers. It was pretty muc...

Pretty sure he's pointing at his name

Since when

Vaxidd8 wrote:Why does his arm look so fuckin small

Because he's proficient in

small arms

Where are the dicks

Crispy wrote:I might stop in Ireland too. f.khlgaekjbgeilfg Oh man Ireland

Fun fact: when I was in Ireland a volcano blew up, trapping me there for a few days

Got a job interview within an hour of applying to the job online

It's just an inventory taker position at a Walmart type store but fuck it's a job right

I can't help it

I just keep going back to her

Chinmaster x chins

I don't think so but it was so muffled I couldn't really tell what exactly it was called

It was a helluva short survey if that's what it was

So the phone rings and I go pick it up.

"Hello?"

"Is this Mr. (My last name)?"

"That's me."

"This is (some random health center thing). Does anyone in your family have diabetes?"

"Uh, no."

"Good, that's good. Have a good day. Bye."

(Hang up)

What the fuck

Got a call today from an advertising company I've been in contact with

Apparently they don't have an opening in the department I asked about, but want to do an informational interview anyway

EDIT: Card shop names:

Card Shark

The Front Deck

A Helping Hand

Just found my copy of Sid Meier's Pirates!

Am excite