AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Watching The Thing

There is a moral choice system but the only choice is whether or not you whip it out

What about

vidya dicks

Well but you did see him occasionally drinking right? Maybe I'm just being paranoid though... Occasionally yeah But if that was all it took to prove that someone was a drunk I'm pretty sure 90% Earth would be classified as a drunk EDIT: Of course no one thought to check his purchases or look for em...

Is the power to talk about vidya

My dad drank enough to give himself liver problems in his 40's and nobody in the family ever noticed. It's not always that easy to tell.

Spoony wrote:

It's rapidly approaching two thirty in the am, and I've spent the last hour or so lying naked on the floor smoking a cigar and listening to bad Japanese pop songs.

This has been one of the best cover letters I've written yet

why don't I have a job again

They fear you will overtake them

Are you as quality as a handbag

Gonna wear my dad's old ghillie suit and hide in the bushes

Why can't I hold

all these cookies

If only

I think I have a job

I like bright colors, although I generally just wear the stuff I wore through high school (tshirts and cargo pants) because I don't like spending a lot of cheddar, which nice clothes would be.

Also I can't stand jeans. Dunno why.

If it wasn't rocks it would be something else. People like feeling like they've got something special that's hard to come by and/or expensive.

Oh god the stack