AWKWARD ZOMBIE

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/AZtecs1.png Our Warriors have healed up from all that warring they've been doing. What should they do now? Also we have a new Social Policy. There are no new ones from last time. (do you guys want me to continue consulting you for pretty much every decisi...

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/Meetingpersiamoretech-1.png We have met those Persian fags We must also select another Tech (man this is going quick I've never actually done Standard speed before) We can now either get one of the older ones or Masonry which allows us to build Quarries t...

(just a note we are building Stonehenge right now)

Holy fuck killing barbarians gets us a bunch of culture

We can already get another policy!

Killing those barbarians has also given us enough Culture for a new Social Policy!

Which one should we take?

VENGEANCE SHALL BE OURS YOU daisies DIRTY BARBARIANS


Also what should we build/research next?

You win this day, Budapest. But know that we will be back. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/meetingegypt.png What's this? We seem to have met an Egyption scout! Also our borders expanded to claim that patch of Sugar. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/Barbarianswin.png Oh no! Ano...

Do you continue to send your original warriors on their suicide mission?

Drunk on your own hubris at having found so much bounty in your lands, you have sent your Jaguar warriors to take the nearby city-state of Budapest http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/AttackingBucharest.png This isn't going so well http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/Foundbarbarians....

Honestly I've never played the Aztecs before so I'm not sure

It's all really just for fun though and Jaguars aren't that expensive

We can, but it won't do much good right now. We don't have enough gold to bribe them and they haven't asked us to do anything yet

Plus they probably don't have that much free shit yet

If you take the city state you also get all their stuff although taking cities is generally a bit difficult

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/Explorednortheast.png You have explored north up the coastline and discovered a City State called Bucharest. What a bunch of fags they are, but they might be of use later. (City States are like other Civilizations, but they only have the one city. You can...

You can expand in one of two ways: Culture moving your borders outward or founding new cities with a Settler. We can't build a Settler yet since we only have 1 Citizen in our city and the border expansion does it on its own. (you can also purchase border growth with gold but this is already getting ...

You have decided to research Pottery and build another Jaguar You have also decided to send your original Jaguar to explore the WONDERS OF THE EAST http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/Exploredeast.png He has found some Sugar (more luxury resources that require the Calendar technology, which ...

You have chosen to rule over the AZtecs with an iron fist http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/startingcity.png Now, you have several choices to make What do we build first? Where do we send our unit to explore and conqur http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/tech.png What technology do...