AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bunyip wins the prize for cheese-guessing

Spoony wrote:Why he's just lopped it into quarters to sit awkwardly on top instead of, like, a consistent layer, I don't know. Maybe indolence.

Cafall wrote:or at least invert them so they curve with the pan what the shit chin

Well Chinmaster, it's Thanksgiving, your family has left to go visit some other relatives. But you're okay with that. You aren't seething at the slight they have bestowed. You need to make something to bring to the neighbor's party to take your mind off of how content well-adjusted you are. What are...

We also imprison a lot more people than we need to. A lot of times putting people in prison just makes the problem worse when they get back out.

Chocolate cheesecake for dinner

This is what adults do right

We are now Commercial as fuck http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l225/Urch/AZtecs17.png Should we accept this research agreement? Doing so means we each pay that much cheddar, and a whole bunch of turns later we both get a ton of progress on whatever technology we're researching at the time. Note tha...

If anyone ever buys something from a catalog please don't just scribble stuff onto the form

And for the love of god if you want them to change your name in their database don't make them use your fucking loopy scrawly signature

Know what's super cool Changing my schedule from 2:30-10 to 12-5 and not telling me Oh I love when that happens! And then you get an angry call from the manager, and you're all "lolwut" Well I didn't actually get an angry phone call, but I only got to work 2 1/2 hours today which is barely even wor...

Know what's super cool

Changing my schedule from 2:30-10 to 12-5 and not telling me

Blitz Walrus wrote:I know it's Blaine from Wizard and Glass, but where's the illustration from?

It's an illustration in the book

Probably because Blaine is a pain

Just had what might be the greatest idea of my life

Teemo Skin: give him a mohawk and a bunch of gold jewelry

Mr. Teemo

Proton magic is the best magic

that is SO SWEET dude how about a dick hug bump

I crack every joint I can possibly find