AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Slowly lifting off their night dress

I like my women like I like my dairy products

Not to be insulting or anything but I had no idea people still referred to themselves as emo

Why do people like snow

I just don't understand it

Decided to write at least 500 words a day. Not a lot but it's kind of nice to actually try and do something with my life

(hahahaha let's see how long this lasts)

Exeres wrote:That pun was a catastrophe.

Okay hit the paws button what the fuck did you just say to me

This thread is giving me cataracts

I don't understand how our dog can shed this much. It doesn't seem physically possible

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:

This is the greatest thing

Semi-related Was driving home from work today flipping through channels on the radio. Of course, lots and lots of Christmas music. I was listening to one particular station when I came to a realization Children singing hymns/religious songs kind of creep me out when I really listen to the lyrics. Go...

I walked into one of the Churches of Scientology once. They don't start you with the really crazy stuff straight off The thing you've gotta remember about this kind of thing is the people who join a lot of times aren't in a great part of their life, to a point where they start considering possibilit...

What do you mean

The most lasting lesson college ever taught me is how to do the least amount of work for the greatest gains

Is it the one with sexy Shadow

"Chin up: The true story of a man and his jaw"

Instant broadway hit

Meanwhile Chinmaster drinks away the dreams that could have been