AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Gonna celebrate this weekend since she's coming up

Still dunno exactly what I'm gonna do though. Should probably think about that

Computer repair delayed another week

So yeah

AWESOME

No lie

I have been saving up all of my fucks for this

BurntToShreds wrote:I hate dressing up for formal crap. I always feel uncomfortable, and I'm pretty sure that everyone else at the occasion feels the same way.

Depends on the formal stuff

Everybody needs a hobby

>See bottle of mouthwash-looking liquid
>Take a swig
>Holyfuckwhatisthis
>It's surface cleaner lol

Clearly the start of another fantastic week

Sloth wrote:

Chinmaster wrote:Magic: The Gathering

Green/Red master race

You spelled Artifact wrong.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over all these fatties/mana ramp

Oh man that thing was in fuckin pieces. It barely even slowed the car down

Say what you will about Buicks but they do not even give a fuck about something as trivial as hitting a 200 pound animal

Magic: The Gathering

Green/Red master race

FMAWolf wrote:dogdance[/img]

This basically turned my entire night around

Not gonna lie, it hasn't been the greatest couple of weeks First I get corralled into doing a play I didn't particularly want to be in, in a part I didn't want Then my computer dies Then my mom hits a deer on the way to practice Now tonight I hit a deer, and the car was leaking some kind of liquid p...

F-F-For th-the Emp-p-p-peror

Exeres wrote:You don't sell your puns to writers? You could make millions.

Maybe I could get them to pay me to stop

$37 paycheck wooooooo

I don't know a hell of a lot about it, but aren't the unions the ones that helped get those laws set up in the first place/make sure they don't get repealed?