AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Finally saw Groundhog Day over the weekend

Bill Murray is really good at looking utterly hopeless

I get discouraged so easily

Show us your dick

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote: CHIN STOP TRYING TO STEER THE CHILDREN OFF THE ROAD TO GOODNESS

YOU SICKENING HARLOT

THE ROAD OF GOODNESS AT BEING AWFUL MAYBE

Man nobody does pranks that fool extremely gullible people anymore

That's just crazy

False

Peanut butter is much more important

The jelly's just there to sweeten and make it a bit less dry

You heathen

Am I the only one who thinks the 3D thing looks kind of dumb

Shhhh don't spoil the climax

Turns out it'd be selling DirectTV while standing around in Walmarts

DREAMS DO COME TRUE

Going in for an interview in a few minutes

Getting kind of nervous

Oddly enough, not because of the interview itself, but it's for a management position. Yeah it's entry level, but I don't really like people

WAIT DID THEY ACTUALLY DID THE THING WITH MR. T

AND I MISSED IT???

Heading down to Illinois after work tomorrow

People seem to get really angry when they don't get taken off a mailing list the first time they ask I can tell you firsthand it's probably because the first time they sent in the request they either scribbled out the address or wrote it so poorly that it is illegible so we have no idea who the hell...

I would have completed mine if the game hadn't crapped out on me and if I felt like re-installing it