AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Jeb is the best new Notch. Better than old Notch.

Fluffdick wrote:I CANT FIND MY PANTS

...you mean you want them back now? Sorry, I forgot where I put them.

Ughhhh

Why do I resolve to go to bed at a certain time, then putter around way past the specified time? Ugh.
Maybe I can at least go to bed before midnight tonight. Good night, AZ.

I have a bad enough time with getting eyelashes sticking in my eyeball. I can only imagine how painful a freaking worm would be.

Aaaaaaaagh worms in the eye.

I've heard of parasites like that before, but I can't remember what the actual species is.

AUGH
LINK THAT, PLEASE
I feel nauseous just looking at that ughxjchbkdfcvjencv

Also I think that was posted a few pages ago

...oh good, new page. I breathe a sigh of relief.

My acne has made a stunning comeback on my temples. I suspect the culprit might be my cold-weather hat...it makes me forehead feel really oily after a few hours.

PERFECT

They're even the same width now.

==> Please refer to my signature for a proper reaction to that image.

The headline Peter Parker submits to his boss the next morning:

"Man in Green Dress Falls From Sky"
Full story on page 5.

Including other sigs.

There is a ledge where you have to hang from, yeah, but the thing is that I can't reach it. Maybe I just need to try around even more to get there. There's a timeshift stone right near the entrance to the desert, where your minecart stops. It's under a pile of bombable rocks, and when you hit it vi...

Syobon probably made the cop jealous with his wonderfully melodious voice.

I have a reading guide to finish and half of the questions it's asking me aren't even explained in the book. Like these questions about warrior lords. The book mentions the term once, in the section title, and then never elaborates.

Frick.

I was in a sig once. It was a dark and lonely place.