AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yes I'm a game

yes I play girls

don't hit on me you silly consoles

I never said no lynch, I said we should wait things out and let other people post.




Galaxy Man you're a meanie pants.

Hrm...okay. We should probably wait a bit and see if anyone has some sort of information before reaching any sort of decision. With two mafia gone already, a random lynch suddenly becomes much more risky. There's a higher chance of hitting an innocent.

Galaxy Man wrote: Anyone get anything from last night that wasn't death?

Well I've got this weird, scaly rash developing on my--

Oh I get it. Nevermind. Irrelevant.

...Well. Suddenly there are two less mafia members. I'm trying to think how that could work--I know one of the deaths was probably caused by the Skitzo, but I'm not sure about the second one. I guess it's possible the cannibal killed someone before the mafia decided to target him? Yeah that seems to...

Alas! Earwax! They actually make Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Beans. I'd be glad I wasn't picking out of one of those bags or I might actually end up with earwax instead of Dr. Pepper or whatever. Yeah, my friend showed me a few boxes she bought quite some years ago, when the Harry Potter hype was st...

Alas! Earwax!

There are? I didn't know that.

I guess people would have developed an alternative for it by now, yeah.

In that case, then even making cheese wouldn't hurt the animal if it was made a certain way.

If that was the case, then I think they would have no problems with eggs and milk that's obtained humanely. Plenty of places treat their animals very well, especially the farmers in farmer's markets. The only problem is that their prices are higher because treating animals well is more expensive and...

I can see them objecting to other animal products like cheese and glue I uh, I don't believe making cheese hurts animals. The only process in making cheese that really has anything to do with animals is the milking part. It just takes a lot of milk. Actually, to make cheese you need rennet, which i...

I don't understand a lot of the logic vegans have. How is an unfertilized egg murder? And milk might be gross to some people, but it's not hurting the cow/goat/whatever. I can see them objecting to other animal products like cheese and glue, since that actually does hurt the animals, but I think som...

Ouch.

Also, his second post looks less like a real person. Maybe he's regressing.

Maybe it's because I don't know much about how other women think, but if I had sex, I think I would remember when I had sex more than when I last had my period. I try to bury the memories of rolling on the floor in pain deep in my subconscious. It was still a dumb idea anyway. Prior to fertilization...

This last SCP almost sounded like a real person.

A real person who really loves boners.

I just had a CRAZAY idea for a mafia game which has probably been already done by someone else but I don't care. Mafia: Death Note edition! Kira is Godfather and that business corporation with the fake Kira are the mafia goons. The fake Kira is some sort of false godfather. Misa is the roleblocker/h...