AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Especially if said parody is much better than the original song.

Which, considering that we're talking about Wierd Al, is pretty much true. Dohohoho.

AH-HAH
BEAR WAS THE HOOKER ALL ALONG
YOUR DAYS OF BROTHEL-ING ARE OVER, VILLAINOUS FIEND

If you know you won't show up as innocent when lynched, that means you're either mafia, the traitor, or you somehow managed to find out you are the miller.

Getting rid of any of the three will benefit the town.

It doesn't matter now. The cat's out of the bag, as they say. I did give a few hints and nudges to certain people, but like I said before, I didn't make a very good argument yesterday. The fact of the matter is that I investigated you and you turned up guilty. You could be a miller, but you could al...

oh

yeah I guess that's the one.

I had planned on revealing myself as the cop today anyway. Your vote had nothing to do with that. You just posted before I did.

Lying would be useless for the mafia at this point, seeing how few members are left.

Shooting myself in the foot, or picking off another member of the mafia. There's only one miller left, anyway, and if the town loses them that means no chance of a false report for the other cop.

I thought this would happen. Sorry, Nef, but I had a feeling you'd try to pick me off when I voted to lynch you yesterday. I am the Cop. Here are the results of my five investigations: Night one Bacon-- Innocent Night two ShadowGuy-- Innocent Night three Dragoon-- Innocent Night four Nefarious Bear-...

I saw a gif of a girl pulling a dragon dildo out of her mouth.

The thing was at least two feet long or so and she had crammed the thing all the way down her throat. Her throat convulsed when she pulled it out.

I had nightmares that night.

My cat has cabin fever. He's sick of being in the new house all the time and wants to go outside, but I'm worried he'll get confused and wander off and not come back. I've been trying to acclimate him to the backyard a little bit at a time--scattering cat litter around, carrying him around, etc., bu...

So tired. Want to stay home tomorrow but knowing my luck my psych teacher would probably give us an actual in-class assignment if I did skip.

Sighhhh

Good night AZ.

So, with having moved into a new place in a completely new town, my commute to college is even longer than it was before. It takes me a half hour or so to drive to Spokane and hop on the city bus, which takes about an hour to get to Spokane Falls community. So my commute both ways is about three hou...

Oh was Bacon asking about my boobage in here while I wasn't paying attention?

I'm not sure what my exact size is but I know I'm a DD-something or other. Not the bustiest, but larger than average.

I hate bra shopping. Most of the bras my size have underwires and I can't STAND them. Luckily I figured out how to take the wires out. I don't care if I'm losing extra support for that, underwires hurt. Also, you can only buy the really flimsy bras in packs. The ones with actual support usually come...