AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Marcato wrote:Uhh

What

(I was parodying these)

12 fashion trends that men hate: Existing
just stop existing, ladies. Your man doesn't want to bone such a modest immodest fashionable frumpy thin thick tall short WHORE

Hi Winchester, I'm glad you're feeling better!

No I can't, haha, I'm missing way more than just two artifacts. I'm missing Vaermina's Staff, Namira's Ring, Mehrune's Razor, and...uhhhh some other ones I think, I need to look it up. Oh yeah, I have the Black Star, which I don't think counts as an artifact anymore since it's cut off from Azura. Th...

It's broken for me too. Stranger I think your BB code is messed up or something.

Madican wrote:You should see what snails have in their mouths.

Yes well snails also have love darts with which they can impale another snail and make it their baby mama.

(might only be sea slugs but bottom line, snails are freaky freaky slimy little things).

It's really not your place to decide whether or not the guy she's dating is an asshole just because he asked you to wingman him. He might have thought you two were platonic friends and wanted to ask you to help him get closer to her. Now, trying to sleep with her, that might be considered an asshole...

Armored crab cars.

Yes, I, too, wonder what a crab-eater seal might eat.

(/joke)

I told myself I'd go to bed earlier last night to fix my sleep schedule, but then the kitten kept me awake for TWO HOURS crashing about and making noise. She gave me a bad scare when she found her way into the rafters of the unfinished basement. It sounded like she was in the air vents. This cat jus...

I nominate snakes.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the Masque.

Eh, maybe if I start a new game someday I'll do the daedric quests. All I'm missing by not doing them is an achievement, right?

I wasn't responding to the failed relationship, I was responding to the 'why does she only go for assholes'.

That's beautiful.

musicandilikeit wrote:Why does she only go for guys that are assholes to her?

Because your fedora is showing.