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Bork

Clockwork wrote:I find it funny how everyone goes Swedish Chef when Sweden's mentioned here.

If by everyone you mean Chopstix

Haha, harddrive failure
This weekend is off to a good start, at least I can still browse from my phone... most of the time.
Good thing we have Carbonite, but still, urg.

As an employee I'd like to point out that the pay is worse than any other place you will ever work at. They can hire anyone because they can easily afford everyone. I would rather work there than Wendy's (I have friends that work there and they are annoying if a long time is spent with them), and I...

McDonald's has a national hiring day April 19th this year. Like 15,000 jobs or something ridiculous? No idea why.

Relative to the conversation AND topic since I am pop flyin' that I might get a job

That movie is hilarious

Just say no, everyone has to make an excuse and I am getting so tired of it, glad that is over. Today wasn't good, can't wait until my sister continues being an idiot and spending too much of our cheddar, which we don't have, that we end up losing the house I can see that happening very easily, and ...

Did I freak you out or annoy you or somethng? Am I just worrying over nothing? I just wanted to talk to you, I told you to just tell me if you didn't want to talk. I'm sorry that you don't like talking about her, it's just you're my closest friend and I don't know what to do. I'd prefer to get a wom...

It makes me sick that so many people are against Harvard having an ROTC again. It seems like everyone else has forgotten that people in the military need the best education they can get too, it isn't some crazy ploy to enlist everybody ever there, or, as one person stupidly said "I'm against it beca...

Haha, walked outside to get my brand new awesome hoodie that isn't 3 sizes too big for me out of the car, too busy admiring my backyard in the dark, and BAM
Walked right into the fence which was closed for some reason. I feel like I have a red mark in fence shape on my face, and I find it funny

I'm a doctor*


*Not a real doctor

Goosebumps...?

Did you at least let him finish?

Sometimes, I'd like to imagine some of those were just smashing your hands on the keyboard

Also Sloth and I have the same birthday? Why is this such a popular day to be born

This birthday has had the best gifts I can remember. It also seems like these will last the longest