AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why are Cheez-Its so good?

Ohhhh
I was confused at first too

These wordfilters make me pop flyin'

I feel like my new group of friends likes me a lot more than my older group
They at least seem to be a lot happier when I am around

Super cancer

I drink Diet Coke pretty much 24/7, and have since I was a kid.
If I drink a normal soda the sugar in it makes me throw up, so I'm not really missing out on anything
Besides, cancer is caused by everything according to every study ever.
Everything but tomatoes, those somehow prevent cancer?

Am I the only one who immediately thought of a Sega Dreamcast controller but more advanced and with a touchscreen from that description?

I wish I could fill my empty moat with lava
But just know, even though it is surrounded by water, something would catch fire.
Also, how do you get to can town? I've heard of it, but I've yet to see it

Really? First he steals Sailor Moon, and now he is stealing my best friend? What are we, stereotypical women? I don't have anybody to talk to about serious stuff now, cause someone who I thought was a good friend stole everybody that I felt close enough to to talk about that stuff with. This is craz...

I saw Spamalot tonight
Oh man, that was hilarious

I was just basically saying I prefer the whole war for conquering land more than for every reason but that, which is all anyone does these days. Wouldn't work at all nowadays, I know that, but that whole idea of the world under one world order, like Rome used to be, though extremely unlikely and imp...

I only like his views on war, but even then they're extremely impractical in today's world. If I recall correctly he believes a country should stay in the areas they fight for, instead of leaving and having some other government take control and then repeat He is really, really bad in other aspects ...

Only 29 days of school left. Ahh so weird

Nachalnik wrote:it wouldn't be a problem if i had a nice middleclass house like the ones they just built across the road but i'll have to deal with it

What does the type of house you own hav to do with anything?

I need to use a proxy site to browse AZ on my phone
This is ridiculous, no one ever knows why AZ keeps randomly saying "403 FORBIDDEN" when trying to browse on my phone, unless it is connected to a wifi