AWKWARD ZOMBIE

saximaphone wrote:Very Large

"Who's that abomination!?"

Granted, you win but are hanged for witchcraft

I wish people weren't so dumb

Wait, you're 16?

My sister is so stupid just ugh She smiles like a retard, pulled her head into her neck to make her go from 2 to 3 or 4 chins She cannot stay quiet when eating, constantly smacking, having her mouth open, or worse, making these dumb mmm mmm mmm sounds while chewing and it is so disgusting She tries ...

Granted, it is better than you can imagine, and after you've finished playing it, you realize that there will be no more Mass Effect games and commit suicide with this thought, causing a huge media outrage ending with the game getting banned so no one else is able to conclude their story I wish I ha...

The Lazy Song, by Bruno Mars

Apparently they censored the part about when he is watching tv and puts his hand in his pants
That is so dumb

Granted, but by wishing for it, you said you were a meme, and it dies instantly
I wish for a sunflower named Clive to give me his seed

We just passed by a sign that said "Crispy loves creamy"

I haven't posted anything in a while, and had this picture downloaded on my phone

What a bible "thumper"

Poor D-Vid

3 more weeks of school left
Maybe 2, I forget
Being a senior rocks. To bad Crispy doesn't know how that feels

My school blocked AZ for some reason. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who used it, too. They don't like me Jokes on them though, cause I can use my phone as a faster browser than the computer's anyway Also but at school today, took up my parents offer on coming with them to my grandparent's house t...

Co-Op Portal with Sloth was really fun, it was really cool trying to figure out how to express what I was thinking of how to finish a puzzle with the pings