AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Am I the only one who didn't really like Meet the Medic?

Though... if someone were to make a Medic Charizard, I'd probably use that

Hah, KIA, you so crazy

Can I use Vocaroo? Only thing I can think of to record it with, nothing else is picking up my mic, but that and Skype are

What a surprise, I kind of do too. We should team up and assault random people on the sidewalk!

Yyyyeeeaahhh
Probably not gonna stay friends much longer

One of my friends got a tattoo on her leg, getting some on her sides soon She never liked tattoos before she dumped her stable boyfriend for this drunk tattoo'd up like crazy dude out of nowhere. (Side note, she is saying she loves him not even a week into the relationship) All of a sudden she is sa...

I wanted to be a Biologist
Now I am gearing to doing a career in the Army, more excited for that than Biology, no matter how much I like the subject

Punch the wall while crying

Man, what a Sloth

Maybe his region is just 84% homosexual

Alternatively: They're on his bum

Sometimes a nice long cry does the body some good, whatever the reason

On topic: For some reason, "sum1" is in my phone's dictionary, and I am unable to remove it, oh my goodness this is annoying

Says the non-biased man with with Medic as his avatar

I propose a new wordfilter: Dr Pepper to Dr. Pepper

Omg so TMI guys