AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I am currently out and about, though.

I am always out when there is a tinychat
Or don't have access to the laptop

Urine solves everything, no exception

Starting next Thursday at 7, I am now employed
Yesss

Crispy wrote:It really is. My heels are all cracked. :U nothing helping.

My dad had that issue. Apparently urine helps it or something. At least, the doctors prescribed something with urine in it, I believe.

They keep putting these interview things the next day. I only have one shirt that is good enough for an interview, and now I have to borrow one of my dad's shirts.
I feel like I look so dumb. This better be the last one.

Dreamworld Panic™

Am I cool yet?

My dad and I accidentally knocked over a huge thing of jelly in a Kroger once. Glass and jelly everywhere.
I don't even remember what we did

Got so much stuff done today, should be getting my license on Thursday. Should be getting a job awfully soon, too.

Most of my friends have left for college, and my sister is trying to guilt me into not getting my license

And then he swallowed him for electric powers

I hope this isn't a repost
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3 NSFW
Part 4

And Facebook stuff

Screw this