AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sometimes it feels like I'm just not supposed to be pop flyin'. Every time I start to be generally pop flyin' with my life, something comes along and ruins it.

The mirror popped off of my driver's side mirror.
How does that even happen?

I didn't even do driving school.

You can only get 100 points a week, and we have a buttload of 12-pack lids. Though, I assume Chekt has given you enough points now?

SMFR

Only working here for a little over a month and bam, manager (in training). I am glad with my decision now, everyone there loves me, and I can help with the bills a heck of a lot more now. In addition to that, I have suddenly become so much more independent recently, I love it. I can go where I want...

Omigeh, Breadquanda, we got some juicy drahmah!

I cut myself on a salad today.

I'm telling everyone I'm going as a banana.
Except in reality I'm going as a gorilla
One of my friends is having a halloween party at her new apartment, so that is probably what I'm gonna do.

Decided to postpone enlisting in order to help my friends/family. Don't know if I make the right choice, but people need me.

I don't know what I want to do and it is killing me.

Exxxactly!

Vaxxxidd would be better. Suits him more.

It isn't drawn the best (dat neck), but Charizard.

I don't know what I want to do. For years, all I have wanted to do is join the Army after high school, but now I am doing so well at work, I am actually thinking of waiting a year, or maybe even two, for the Army in order for me to try out being a manager and making enough cheddar to get a place wit...