AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I didn't get any candy on Halloween. Nor did I get any that went on sale afterwards.
Aww.

At least I get free breakfast and lunch today.
I made an awesome burger, too.

I was a half hour late for work because I slept through my alarm, then my work clothes weren't even put in the dryer last night, so I had to wear them damp in the cold.
Today was supposed to be restful.

Oh look, rash on my hand. More stuff that will probably cost me cheddar.

I had two days off, but I was asked to pick up some hours tomorrow and had to accept because I need the cheddar so bad (See: Post about insurance). Sure, 7 more hours will help a lot, but I've been so tired this week I was hoping to just sleep for two days straight.

It feels like I burnt off my thumb print today.

SaintCrazy wrote:I have Chelsea Dagger stuck in my head.

You need to go to a hospital.

Man, today sucked so much. Work isn't even that fun recently because I know I won't actually be making any cheddar this month. Left my wallet and car keys in the other car when I was dropped of (The car I was gonna drive was dropped off later) and no one can really stop playing their trivia to drop ...

Our insurance costs are tripling because they added me to it.
No other place will even take us because I am a "High-risk driver" because the car's e-brake engaged on a wet roundabout while I am still considered a new driver.
I gotta pay $1200 by the 25th now.

Why does no one say that in the original post? Even if it should be assumed by now, every single time someone asks for the password.

Loli, do a research paper on the effects of cold environments on frogs.

That, or something to do with politics.

I was part of a zombie walk last night. One of my friends went as a zombie Fiona from Adventure Time. When we shuffled by the Occupy <City Name> people camped out, someone yelled "What do we want?!" "Braaaiiinnnsss" "When do we want them?!" "Braaaiiinnnsss" and we all chanted for a while. Also we ha...

There are three Teslas for sale in the car section of eBay. That is really weird.

I am up way too early.
Hopefully today is the last day I open for a couple weeks, I should start closing soon.

What's going on in this thre-

Gryewolf wrote:OMFGT SYMBOLISM LOLOLOLOOOLLOLOLOLO IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PENIS