AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Roads are so bad we closed early. I don't trust the van enough to make it home, and some friends (The ones I'll be living with soon) offered to let me stay the night, which is awesome, but I'm afraid I won't wake up in time to go home, shower, wash my clothes, and still make it to work...

I remember all the fads we've gone through. More of a recent thing though. Stuff like the RUCKY DAY booth , the Easter drawings were cool, then the Entei shirt , and then all the quick stuff like Rule 63 , the yearly Christmas avatars , and whatnot. All the drama we all seem to get a lot of is enter...

I found a tumblr that makes fun of Indiana, but it is okay because everything is submitted by Hoosiers.

I just watched that one with my friends.
Oh man that one was hilarious.

Less gravity on Mars than on Earth.
Also no American flag, since everyone hates America again.

Most places have a link on how to contact people to protest the bill, too. It isn't like some Facebook status about some kid with cancer and liking it will save him.

It IS called the "Stop Online Piracy Act"...
So probably in a misguided effort to stop online piracy.

Hey, Garfunkel and Oates, I remember them and haven't checked them out in a while, better check their channel...
Woah! So many new songs!

Last night I had a dream that consisted of a series worse and worse events. It felt real and seemed to last forever. A wreck, losing my job, getting kicked out, losing my friends.
Not as bad as some dreams I have had, but made me wake up feeling pretty sad.

Angry fap != Angry sex

That Slimjim wasn't too bad, actually.

Pssh, I've been through a lot of crap, but my friends' problems are still extremely important to me. On topic: Annoying manager no one likes is just getting worse and worse, trying to get my friend fired because who knows why (probably jealous of her, for some reason). I really want to get people to...

We had one semester of Health class required in High School, we actually talked a lot more than I expected about sex, basically not saying "DON'T DO IT" but the more realistic "If you're gonna do it, use these practices, and watch out for this." 6th grade we had a sex ed section, but it was basicall...

No no no no no! There is NO reason that incompetent college graduate should get the Assistant Manager job, he has been in TRAINING for 4 months! That is the longest ANYONE has been in training! My friend has worked there for 5 YEARS and actually likes her job! She betters herself at it, unlike him w...