AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Shit like having to work retail 8 hours after one guy not showing up to do one fucks us all over, close at midnight and then wake up not even 7 hours later , still sore, to do the same goddamn thing with the same goddamn mess just reminding me i was here not long ago is the kid oif shit that is goi...

Called in to close on my day off, luckily my appointment is early enough that it shouldn't interfere, but I was hoping to play some TOR today... Also the super ants are coming back, in force. They suicide bombed one of our traps and have basically taken over my sister's room. They're trying to invad...

Whenever I read hamsteak when I was trying to get into it, it reminded me so much of those "super cereal" flashes on Newgrounds that little kids would make and try to force it to be full of drama or be serious. Paired with a paragraph of text every 5 minutes. I thought people hated CAD because of th...

I don't feel like working today.

It was nice to have an actual bed for a little while.
Now I am back to not even having a room.

I wish my female friends would flash me once in a while :awesomeface: Would you really be pop flyin' with a girl physically teasing you, knowing that in-person she would never consider actually trying to form a physical relationship with you and any attempts on your part would result in utter rejec...

Those times when you can't really complain about much of anything, but you still feel like complete and utter crap. Sure, there are a few things that I could complain about, but what is the point, people will still pick them apart and tell me why I shouldn't complain. So I just have to let this feel...

I can't get over how something as simple as putting a zipper on the cat food bag makes everything about feeding cats so much easier.

I just wanted to let my friend get her girlfriend a RUCKY gift without having to borrow her girlfriend's cheddar.
Why is this stupid package making it look like she didn't get her anything. Worst surprise.

5 more hours then I can go home and sleep to my heart's content.
Also these 8+ hour shifts aren't as hard as they used to be.

I was thinking along stuff like Wii and Kinect games, but what you mentioned works too. Oh, and I hate hate hate movie games. GodDAMN And it doesn't help that roomies mom likes buying this shit and I have to hear how hard they are for her to play these pieces of crap and then I have to play them fo...

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Well, I didn't put in the wrong address

I don't laugh.

I'm worried I put in the wrong address for an order I made. It says it is out for delivery from a city about 45 minutes North of the destination...