AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How come nothing works the first time? I have to keep wasting time and cheddar on all this stuff that DOESN'T WORK.

Everything.

No internet until Tuesday. Maybe.

I may have found a 60 or so inch TV for only $350.
If this works out....


Omg.

Work today. I am so freaking tired I don't even feel up to typing it all out.
It was just so horrible.
Also I've gotten about 4 hours of sleep these past two days, that doesn't help.

I JUST WANT TO SLEEP. I OPEN IN 2 HOURS. SCREW YOU BODY!

Are you kidding me?! The wire for this headset is already exposed! This isn't even a month old. I am calling Gamestop tomorrow, seeing if they can do anything about it this long after.

Come on UPS, hurry up and deliver that router so I can get back to killing zombies in DayZ, instead of waiting around at my empty apartment.

As a small child, I split the back of my head open jumping on my parents' bed. As a small child, I split open the FRONT of my head after jumping on my parent's bed watching to the Jungle Book sing-along. Also I tried for a good half hour to put a glass cupi had broken back together, just by stackin...

Posting this from my new apartment, yay! (Through my phone though, no internet until Friday...)

Our average register starts with $170-180 in it, and $70-80 is nowhere near enough cheddar to get through lunch or dinner, especially since everyone pays with $20 nowadays for some reason.

Man do I hate it when people pay in $100 bills first thing in the morning, then get upset at us for having to give them change in fives and ones.

"I don't live here, why should I treat these people as humans? Not like they're gonna see me again."