AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hah. He was asian, not black. Ignore my report.

Ah, looks like there can be another subforum I can completely ignore.

Okay, I just didn't want people putting words into your mouth. I was just trying to imagine, that if I were you, and people just assumed I was upset about something and ended up have a long discussion about what they assumed I was upset about, it would make me, well, upset.

I like how we all just assumed that was why Oracle said that, and didn't even wait for the reply on what actually was so uncomfortable. This IS the confessions thread, after all.

We cleaned so much at work it was amazing.

I FOUND MORE DARK BERRY SO MANY TWO LITERS AND A COUPLE TWELVE PACKS This is the best Mountain Dew ever. Baja Blast begs to differ. I may have to try this Dark Berry though. Where can I find it? It is kinda like Voltage, but a lot better. It was only sold for The Dark Knight, so I doubt they're sti...

I FOUND MORE DARK BERRY
SO MANY TWO LITERS AND A COUPLE TWELVE PACKS

This is the best Mountain Dew ever.

I can do it, I'll just use my phone and take pictures of where I work. You can all see the innards of the friendliest Wendy's in my franchise!

I'm just gonna go with Omnithea

The people on this forum are the nicest I've ever met online. I was honestly taken aback by people offering to let me borrow some cheddar, even though they only know me from an internet forum. Faith in humanity went up a lot today. Thank you, guys.

CRAP. My parents borrowed all of my cheddar, with my permission, but now I only have $2.28 in my account and I need AT LEAST $13 for my dry cleaning otherwise I have no presentable shirts for work! It takes three business days for my savings to get into my checking, so I am completely flat broke unt...

Boy, do I know that feeling. Haven't gone to sleep yet and I'm already done with tomorrow.

Hmm... my friend wants to move ASAP, so I'll have to find someone to sub lease...
This will be a challenge.

I was playing The Sims, and then the motor that spins the disc crapped out.

Who sends in the most reports?